Ring doorbell camera footage, full color, night vision green tint, 2:34 AM timestamp, wide angle. A large black bear crouches over an open camping cooler on a wooden deck directly outside the back door. Methodically pulls out a Diet Coke, sniffs it, puts it back. Pulls out a regular Coke, sets it aside. Takes a sandwich. Picks up an apple, tosses it over its shoulder. Motion sensor light clicks on, bear glances at camera briefly, goes back to shopping. Ambient crickets. 7 seconds, loops perfectly.