Handheld vertical 9:16 phone video. Bright daylight UGC, photoreal. The gag is already happening in the first second. One stealable trick only. Phone video of a real crosswalk, daylight. Invented person in an opaque grey hoodie freezes in midair mid-stride, feet off the ground. Cars and other walkers keep moving around the frozen body. Locked-off. Clothes on, opaque fabric with visible folds, complete head. Avoid: analog fog, empty loft, locked atmosphere hold, image reference, start-frame still, animate this picture, talking-head, recipe demo, celebrity, real logos, Leonardo purple, smirk, wink, gore, medical close-up.