Handheld vertical 9:16 phone video. Bright daylight UGC, photoreal. The gag is already happening in the first second. One stealable trick only. Aggressive phone-orbit around an invented compact car drifting in an empty parking garage. Camera sweeps from overhead to ground while locked on the car. High energy, photoreal, no real badges. Clothes on, opaque fabric with visible folds, complete head. Avoid: analog fog, empty loft, locked atmosphere hold, image reference, start-frame still, animate this picture, talking-head, recipe demo, celebrity, real logos, Leonardo purple, smirk, wink, gore, medical close-up.