Handheld vertical 9:16 phone video. Bright daylight UGC, photoreal. The gag is already happening in the first second. One stealable trick only. Fisheye GoPro circular lens, bright daylight. Invented person in opaque cream shorts stands on a running dachshund like a skateboard down a city path. Absurd animal ride. Photoreal, deadpan. Clothes on, opaque fabric with visible folds, complete head. Avoid: analog fog, empty loft, locked atmosphere hold, image reference, start-frame still, animate this picture, talking-head, recipe demo, celebrity, real logos, Leonardo purple, smirk, wink, gore, medical close-up.