Photograph from slightly below. Real blue sky with soft white clouds fills the upper two thirds, slightly blown near the horizon, and one flat cobalt plane cuts across the lower third on a hard diagonal running lower left to mid right with a crisp straight edge. One squat jar with a dark lid is perched at the top edge of the plane, high and slightly right of centre, catching a little of the plane's colour underneath it. Bright open daylight from the front, soft-edged shadows. The jar carries brush-drawn lettering in one blue, a single loose painted blob in orange behind it, small doodled marks for water or hills, printed on kraft or warm cream printed bone ground, cobalt line, with a person tipping the bottle over a bowl as the motif, set at three different angles, the name Rude Thing, and a vertical sidebar repeating the name. Every colour on the pack is flat with a hard edge and the lettering is one flat colour. Glossy glass with dark contents, matte paper label, the plane matte and completely even. Hard at the plane's edge, soft in the clouds. Sky blue and white, one saturated plane colour, and the label's pale ground with one hot ink. Buoyant and slightly surreal — an object floating free of gravity.