a cinematic photo of a wide-angle, intimate, hyper-realistic, PIXAR-quality, gritty, serious, comical, and endearing huge mansion room with a high, vaulted ceiling, featuring ornate chandeliers, abandoned, crumbling, and desolate classic paintings with faded gold frames, peeling and cracked sculptures, old, rotting, fancy carved wooden and cushioned furniture with ripped, faded stuffing, dim, warm light sources, haunted by a gigantic, gelatinous amoeba, grotesque and comical, highly textured, translucent, glowing purple and green, spotted and spattered throughout with long, sharp, pointed quills, the huge, brain-like mass and veins and nerves visible, floating throughout its transparent, slimy body, the outside glistening with clear, sticky slime and ooze, a western, scrunched face with a wry, exaggerated, cartoonish face on its surface, long, puffy, pink lips, with a wide, toothy, cheeky sneer, topped with a wide-brimmed, frayed, straw, worn cowboy hat, adorned with long, colorful, frayed feathers, many little, bony arms and hands coming out of its body, holding large, silvery, gleaming revolvers.